Sunday, April 29, 2007

Generation 6 - New Family Members

**Looks around** Ok, the controller is missing right now, let's continue.


Our dogs have grown up. To be honest, Lady actually grew up a few days before but there is no picture of that. Talk to the controller about that as I had nothing to do with it.



Look at who they chose for me!! GAWD!! I'm suppose to marry Emmy Bear, not some bartender. At least after her makeover, she isn't half bad. A few dates and they decide to arrange my wedding to her?



Emmy did come to my wedding though. It was really nice to see her here. I hope she isn't too upset over it. Hey, that little boy looks like me. I need to chat with my father about him. He said his name is Gray. At least he has good taste in checking out Emmy.


This is not Emmy Bear, but she sure is happy. Too bad I'm not attracted to her. I will have to make due, I suppose. Not like I have a choice. That controller made me do this.


My father finally went off and got a job. Why did he become a cult leader? Just as long as his followers stay away from the house, I suppose that will do. Another plus is the huzzy won't be around when he is at work.


My grandfather came out to whine about his urn. Third floor Cheese man...all graves are on THIRD FLOOR!!



Hey, why did you start the pictures already? Who are you chatting online with?? Don't tell me you are chatting to Emmy, AGAIN! You are now a married man!


My wife is in the other room, hush! She isn't aware of my history with Emmy and I would like to keep it that way! SHHHHH!!



Did you see my brother the other day?

Couldn't miss his bright green self, wandering around the first floor.


Whatever, heir my as....
Such Language!!
Oh yeah, the 'heir' is back...whatever, where are his kids?
Where are yours?
Seen Cassidy lately? My seed isn't dead like the 'heirs'. I've done my job.



She is carrying my children and eating Grayson's specialty cheesecake.

Why did you feed her cheesecake? WHY???

I didn't...my father did...


She isn't as small as she used to be. Why doesn't she clean that dog bed? I can see the fumes from here.

She is a Deveroux wife, she doesn't have to do that.

My father still has that huzzy around here! I hope she is out of the picture when he watches my kids!!



**Whispers** Did you see who came over the other night? It is always nice to see my old friends.

And you complained about the huzzy????


Sadly there was one more death by the huzzy that we left off last time. She killed off our parrot Maximillion.

She did? I found your family never gave him food....


Now? Now you go into labor? I was just falling asleep!!

These are your kids she is having, the fruit of your loin....



MY BOY!!


MY GIRL!!


Did you know our female dog Fleur is really getting old. We are already looking into who Lady's mate will be.



Why is Cassidy so happy? What have you done to her?

Done? Funny you should ask, I think she is pregnant again.


** Now you lose a dog? Didn't you play with her??? **

She isn't my dog. I am the proud master of Lady. My dad must be too busy to play with his dad.



Excuse me sir, I need to report a lost dog....



Just trying to get in shape, have you seen my side profile?



Just our happy dogs resting on the bed. Did you realize the other controller won't let the dogs even in the house??

I remember hearing that from somewhere....


Days are passing and no sign of Fleur. Time to bring in Urbaine!

NONONO! It is not time for an elder male dog! Now we have to keep him young! Who told you to call?

I didn't call, Cassidy did. She has no friends besides me and the kids. She was lonely...


My little heirs to be are now toddlers!

Look at the bald boy & that hair on Valla! Where did the red hair come from?


I think we are done now. Here is my daughter Mallory. Hopefully her siblings are nice to her.



I wanted to show off some of our newest pieces of the art collection. Why did I paint my dad with his huzzy? **Sigh**


Blasted Fleur returns. No room for puppies with this dog back in the picture.

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And Who Are You???

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Generation 6 - The Mistress of Death??


Starfire here is proud to welcome you back to the warped family of Asimwen and Lynn. There have been some surprises left in store for me and you, the viewer, by Wen that I, Lynn, will try to clear up.


There is MY mother, Maura, whatever that woman did to her is AWFUL!! She was so full of life and love and then one day....now all she does is lay on the grass and stare at the clouds.

Matthieu, hush! I haven't introduced you yet to our readers. They had no idea you were here until now. Your mother does seem happier now, wouldn't you say? Was your mom really happy with your father? They had NO attraction for each other, none at all.

What are you talking about? They had 4 kids and loved each other. That little huzzy walked over here and ruined it all!!

Look at her wants, she wants another baby!! Doesn't that make you happy? Look at her family relationships, she isn't friends with ANY of her kids.

You have overlooked the obivious thing here haven't you? She is mad at my father and is in love with my GRANDFATHER!!! All that man talks about are grilled cheese sandwiches. Do you know how many GC sandwiches I ate as a kid? Our house smelled like cheese 24/7. Who cares she wasn't my friend all the time, she is my MOTHER!!

Your grandfather seemed to have been in love with her also, but now he is mad at both of them. I wonder what happened??

I don't know...I was at college with my girl, Emmy Bear. Have you tried the phone yet? Aren't you supposed to bring my brother back? Aren't you???

There is a problem with that idea. He died at college and has to be brought back at college. He can't be the heir as he is DEAD! That is why you and Emmy broke up...remember? Didn't Wen explain all that to you?

NO!!! I am not the heir! I don't want to be the heir! I want Emmy! I want my mother to get off the ground and start behaving like she cares.

That's so sad you don't want to be heir....too bad it isn't up to you at all. Your mother isn't going anywhere, she is just a little mad at your father and this is how she calms down by watching the clouds. Allrighty then, now that this is out of the way, let us continue.

At least the little huzzy did not mess with my grandfather. He still looks at my grandmother with those loving eyes. I am relieved to know that while she was alive, he was a faithful husband.

Who do you keep calling the huzzy? Why do you think she is out to get your family? You aren't making sense....

Ok, you KNOW who the huzzy is as my father told me you were the one who introduced him to her. You sent them to Uni together.

Oh...um, you know that? I didn't realize you knew that little tidbit of information. Next picture please!!

Because of that huzzy, there was no real inheritance from my grandfather either.

Our dogs mourned the passing of my grandfather. Poor dogs, there will be no more grilled cheese sandwich scraps for them.

Looks like Felix dated your girl, you didn't like our brother???

Lets not discuss that note, ok? That was something Wen left for me to see...

My father's birthday party. I see his little huzzy made it here. Isn't that special? Little tramp....

Your father is as guilty as she is Matthieu. She didn't do it all on her own.

GAWD! It wasn't his fault, she did it to him. She stalked him at his businesses...STALKED!!

You must admit, he is happier when she is around.

Look at how she walks around...like she should live here or something. It is strange enough to know that vampire-plant person Michelle is in our family. Plus why must she walk like THAT! One might start thinking something is wrong with her or something.


One day she is here with my dad and the next thing I know, Damien is sick. I bet that huzzy has something to do with it.

Why would she do that? What good is there in doing that?

Come on, you know we are rich! She might milk dad for all he is worth. Plus I bet she wants grandfather's place in the house. That way she can cause mom more grief. That space is for my WIFE...EMMY BEAR!

Do we have to go over this again? You are the heir! You are NOT going to marry Emmy....

Ohhh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! I can't hear you!!!

I can hear you though...

Well, after some time I suppose I should tell everyone that my mother had her birthday also. She didn't have a party. I was actually happy to see she ventured off the lawn. Sort of strange seeing her staring at the clouds all day long.

See I told you it would take sometime.

NO!!! Now that huzzy is infecting Damien's sick thoughts. She is tearing my family apart!!

You know, I think you are the only person who thinks this way.

You can't know that, you can only talk to me!! My dad and brother said they never hear from you.

A-ha!! No wonder all the neighbors are pointing and whispering about us! THAT HUZZY IS PREGNANT!!!

Are you only blaming her again? You know it takes two to tango...

She needs to just venture up to the third floor I tell you. There are some past relatives who will take care of her!!

MATTHIEU!! That is not nice at all! She is carring your brother/sister!

Don't remind me....

Oh yes, our dog Fleur had more puppies. At least they are blocking the huzzy from joining us...

Why must she visit us all the time? Doesn't she have a house?

Honestly, I think you dad is going to set her up in a house.

WHAT?!?!?!

Well, you were sort of busy when he discussed it with your brother. I just happened to listen in...

Aww, during my little fling...you know a man has needs....

Hey reader! It's me, Damien. Matthieu is working right now, so let's chat. You see there is a strange visitor around here and I think she posioned me. She poisoned my dad also, but he fell in love with her.

Damien, what are you doing? You know you shouldn't be in here looking around. You haven't been talking to Matthieu, have you?

They deserve the TRUTH!! How else do you explain this? I was just fine and then I found myself passing out. How do you explain that?

Dad's birthday is when it started! You know who brought the cake, right? It was dad's mistress.

You don't call her the huzzy, like Matthieu?

No, being the baby in the family I got to see a lot of stuff. I know I was a 'risky woo-hoo' surprise, but she is actually nice to have around as dad is happy.

I've got to talk fast as the poison ...mom and I were never close. Matthieu is just upset over Felix.

Felix? He is DEAD!! And believe it or not, I didn't have anything to do with that. That was the other controller.

You aren't going to tell Matthieu, are you? I mean he would be mad to know...

MY HEAD HURTS!!!

Ok, we will chat later...get some rest. (Side note: this is my wallpaper on my pc right now)

What have I missed?

Just your mom getting hit by a sattelite...

THAT HUZZY DID IT!!!

Ok, Matthieu, how does she control them now also?

I know she had something to do with this! She is the reason my mother is staring at the clouds anyway. Another inheritance missed because of the huzzy.

Does this seem normal to you? I find myself bathing in the sink! I sometimes wonder if Matthieu is right. You know she served me some 'special' hot chocolate at my dad's birthday party. She did poison me! Where is Matthieu, I need to tell him.

Ok, let me find him...

Looks like Matthieu has been working some. Good job.

Just what exactly do you do when I'm at work?

Nothing, just watching over the house. I think Damien wanted you.

NO!!!! The huzzy killed my brother! She POISONED him!

What did he want?

I don't know, he doesn't talk to me...remember?

At least my father is here with me and the dogs. Too bad he doesn't want to hear anything bad about the HUZZY! She has brainwashed him!

Want to tell the readers what is coming up?

I suppose I can. Our house gets a new edition. Who will it be? Will I get my EMMY BEAR? Will my dad get his HUZZY? Or will I be FORCED to marry someone else?

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New Family Members